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'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

Scot to a Greek: 'Love your outfit.'

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

Wedding in Westminster Abbey

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Plymouth Rock Long Term Parking, $1 per Day.

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"I spent $1,000 on this great painting. And I spent $2,000 on college courses to know why it is great!"

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

Retirement...Retirement...

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

Death of Arafat.

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Investments: Surgeon-General's Warnings - Money won't make you happy.

'Good old middle class sex.'

"I'm back from my class reunion. Everyone else was unemployed,"

Stamp collector.

'When I was your age, the closest thing I had to texting was spelling things out in my alphabet soup.'