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Death of Arafat.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"Where there's a will...there are relatives!"

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Retirement...Retirement...

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Separation During the Pandemic

Boy professing that he is one of those that do not count girls

Coming-of-age novels

'When I was your age, the closest thing I had to texting was spelling things out in my alphabet soup.'

'I loved your obituary.'

Gravestoon of R Floogle has laptop showing DVD's of his greatest filibusters.

"I'm back from my class reunion. Everyone else was unemployed,"