Legacy Reflectors Prints

Death of Arafat.

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'You certainly lived a remarkable life. Any chance you'll get over yourself?'

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

"Remember the days we could drink and party all night and we thought guys in their 50's were old geezers?"

"Some day, son, all these aches and pains will be yours."

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

"Who knew a lifeless box could spread such fear? It came from the mailbox."

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

"Mom, are we vegetarians for ethical or religious reasons?"

RIP Salvador Dali 1904-1989

"Oh, come on, you must want to be remembered for something!"

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"You have turned out well, my sons. I can go in peace."

'There is no room in the church for damaged goods Rodney.'

Woman wearing Miss 1977 sash: 'Things pretty much went downhill from there.'

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"Where there's a will...there are relatives!"

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

"What's that look? C'mon, you're scaring me!"

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Retirement...Retirement...

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

Boy professing that he is one of those that do not count girls

Separation During the Pandemic

'Dang! -- STILL no lifetime achievement award!'

Coming-of-age novels

Gravestoon of R Floogle has laptop showing DVD's of his greatest filibusters.

"I'm back from my class reunion. Everyone else was unemployed,"

"Son, now that you've turned sixty there are a few things you should know about the family."