Richness Reflector T-Shirts

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Corona measures

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"I've been to the office..."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

"Behave sensibly!"

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"I wish he could have been here to hear all those wonderful lies they told about him."

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

Retirement...Retirement...

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

George Bush with The Sword of Damocles

'When I was your age, the closest thing I had to texting was spelling things out in my alphabet soup.'

Investments: Surgeon-General's Warnings - Money won't make you happy.

Emoji Head

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'

C in astrophysics, B- in calculus... what kind of genius are you?