Richness Reflector Pillows

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Pete Townshend Vineyards

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'I think we're losing sight of our roots.'

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"I keep climbing this water spout. The rain washes me out. Then out comes the sun and dries up the rain. So what do I do? I climb right back up again. Talk about a rut."

Corona measures

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"Behave sensibly!"

"I've been to the office..."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

"I can afford to die or I can afford to be sick, but I can't afford to be sick and then die."

"I wish he could have been here to hear all those wonderful lies they told about him."

'When you smile the whole ... cynical world laughs at you.'

'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

Retirement...Retirement...

Would be interested in a job inspecting mirrors? I could see myself doing that.

'There's something to be said for being in the lowly 1-percent group in today's economy...right?'

Man Cleans His Reflections Teeth

"I'm going to have to delay any further unlocking."

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"I fondly remember the time before the money ran out."

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

George Bush with The Sword of Damocles

Watch out! Mom is doing her karaoke tiger-mom routine. I'm ready. Teddy! It's time to study harder,

Investments: Surgeon-General's Warnings - Money won't make you happy.

Emoji Head

'The grades aren't MY fault - I think Mrs. Pomeroy is teaching-disabled.'

'When I was your age, the closest thing I had to texting was spelling things out in my alphabet soup.'

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'