Richness Reveler Pillows

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

Theorbo

Joust Sharpener

Every so often, Madeline gets carried away.

'But I do have fun. I have lots lots of fun. I have lots of fun making money.'

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

"I've found that when money starts talking, you can't shut 'er up!"

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

"Does he have to do that every time he gets a little grant?"

Vitruvian Manatee

"If we didn't send them out to recess after lunch, they wouldn't be full of solar energy all afternoon."

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"200,000 other people have also highlighted this passage of the E-book, you common idiot."

Health & Safety Official Tester.

'Dang! The Hoopers have been force-feeding vitamins again.'

'My Goodness! All these years George and I never guessed you were a superhero.'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Before you get carried away with celebrating, Stapleton, I'd like to remind you that my retirement doesn't go into effect until five o'clock...and I'm still your supervisor.'

"Same thing every morning. Crack of Don at the crack of dawn."

Affordable Cartoon Act

"Where'd you get that?"

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Money's not the only thing in life. It's just the only thing I care about."

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

'Walter just retired after 37 years at the shoe store.'

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

'Regrets? Not many, except for this list of individuals that I had the misfortune of hiring...'

Early Photobomb

'Case dismissed! -- I just reached retirement age!'

Crumhorn

Every Night is Over 60's Night

"So, you plan to publish your findings?"