Wealthy Reveler Pillows

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Theorbo

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Joust Sharpener

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Vitruvian Manatee

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

"Where'd you get that?"

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

Early Photobomb

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

Crumhorn

"That one's six figures plus tax."

No Smoking in the Castle

"Happy National Pride Month."

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

"I've decided to take on a more ambassadorial role, here are some leaflets on the importance of humour within the workplace..."

Michelangelo's first attempt at David resulted in a do over.