Wealthy Reveler Mugs

"Pat's independently wealthy and dependably entertaining."

Theorbo

'Going...Going...Gone! Sold to the lady with more money than sense.'

Joust Sharpener

"I say we move on to dessert."

"Hendrickje, I feel another self-portrait coming on. Bring in the funny hats."

'Enter, His Royal Globalness...'

This year I thought I'd give up something different so I've given up writing Haiku poetry.

Vitruvian Manatee

When I make it, I like to see it.

Galileo drops ball from Pisa and it goes up.

Every year, the poodleboys gather to test their skills in the Beverly Kills Rodeo Championships.

"Where'd you get that?"

"Due to a breakdown in communication, 'Nilla Wafers' will be used for the communion service."

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

'One second - wo seconds - three seconds - four seconds -one hour...'

'Would you believe, all this is just part of a new reality show?'

"Why did you become a crusader? You don't even go to church."

"To wealth, even if it's only on paper."

'I'm retiring because my doctor advised me to slow down and spend my money.'

'Hope 2010 is living up to your bubbly enthusiasm of last night and early this morning'

Very best ATM's.

'I'm writing a poem -- what rhymes with 'hegemony'?'

Napa, Bellevue, McLeon

Are you crazy? ... You make 10 million dollars a year and you want to know the meaning of life?

Early Photobomb

A man pushes a glitterball up a mountain

"I guess I want what everyone wants - a billion dollars for being a jerk."

Crumhorn

"That one's six figures plus tax."

"Happy National Pride Month."

No Smoking in the Castle

Leonardo Da Vinci.

Man in top hat at a cocktail party.

"I've decided to take on a more ambassadorial role, here are some leaflets on the importance of humour within the workplace..."