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'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ban on Free Speech

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

Fun with Fascism

Nurturing Activism

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

'I'm writing a novel using our marriage as inspiration. It's called, 'This Sucks'.'

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Creator's Remorse

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

'Nice, but let's call them the 'Bill of Rights' instead of the 'Bill of Loopholes'.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

He was a great dodgeball player. Who's in heaven now. He will be missed.

Hands off my IP

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"Lucky!"

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

Are you getting enough "me" time, Al? Oh, more than enough, Doctor

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

Trade Your Rights