Rights Reflector Mugs

'If the truth will set you free, what's the deal with the Fifth Amendment?'

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

Now leaving designated Free Speech Zone. Shut it!

Ban on Free Speech

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'We will not be disarmed by gun control! We will not be stripped naked and left at the mercy of a tyrannical government!'

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"We don't need no stinkin' unions...I saw it on the internet."

Nurturing Activism

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Officer, I'd like to report... a sexual assault. I was at a part, this guy... he attacked me."

"You're lucky you're a U.S. citizen and this is America! The government has generously offered you five free guesses about what you're charged with and where you're going to be secretly detained."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

Creator's Remorse

'Nice, but let's call them the 'Bill of Rights' instead of the 'Bill of Loopholes'.'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

Hands off my IP

'Well, if I have rights, I demand the right not to be neutered!'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"Lucky!"

The Devil screeming hate speech through a megaphone called "tolerance" at a person holding up a sign that says "free speech"

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"