Responsibility Reflector Mugs

George Bush with The Sword of Damocles

"None of this would have happened if we had minded our own beeswax."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"Do you have a minute, Bob? I'd like to speak with you about the concept of 'leadership'."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

The Female Brain and The Other One

Industry and Idleness - The industrious apprentice a favourite, and entrusted by his master.

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

Realizing that his youth was now behind him, Mr. Twigly left home at the sight of his first gray hare.

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

'Middle managers play tennis.'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"Lucky!"

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"I wish we had a diary room - someone who would listen to me."

"You can make your own mistakes when you can hire your own lawyer."

'There's going to be a lot of blame thrown around. Remember to bob and weave.'

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"That's just my memory mattress."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"For the experiencing self or the remembering self?" "That was nice."

Sinner/Devout.

"Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation."