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'We've all read the report cover to cover. Anyone read all that stuff in the middle?'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

Psychiatrist's Notice - THINK BACK

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"Lucky!"

'This babbling brook reminds me I should probably call my wife.'

Corona measures

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

"I wish we had a diary room - someone who would listen to me."

"That's just my memory mattress."

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"For the experiencing self or the remembering self?" "That was nice."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation."

"If I've got no messages how do I know I even EXIST!"

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

When can you get rid of the crutches? Doctor says now, lawyer says not yet.

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."