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Dog barks at himself in a mirror.

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"Could you go back to the front desk? The receptionist has some forms for you to fill out."

"Ooh, ooh, I know this koan! I got it! Pick me! Pick me!"

"What was I thinking?!"

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

What else is there to wish for?

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"Then one day, as I caught a tennis ball in midair, I asked myself, 'Is this all there is?'"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

Pastorius wonders why.

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

"Oh good, more time alone for quiet reflection."

"Nature speaks to me of God’s presence, yet God is a total stranger to the restless world of men." "Why the #!@* is there no signal?!"

That midnight hour when fleeting memories come home to roost.

"Talking to your own reflection? Even your imagination is pathetic."

"...I don't believe in the past or the future. I don't even believe in right now. Everyone remembers the past differently. Everyone imagines the future differently. Everyone even disagrees about what's happening right now. So who's to say tomorrow what you and I did tonight?"

"It seems like only yesterday that Dad told me I'll be an adult before I know it."

I want a calendar where every day says here and now

"It's going over the top? D' you realise what you've just said?"

"Sitting here with you each day at sunset reminds me I have to get a job."

I wonder what they're moaning about right now?

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

Thought bubble mirrors the cloud in the sky.

"Mirror, mirror, on the wall, go to hell."

'It makes you look fifty years younger.'

A man in a little rowboat goes to his grave.

"How come I can't remember what I forget, but I always remember that I forgot something!"

Thanks to an elaborate system of mirrors, every employee at Vecon Industries had a window view.

'Have you ever noticed that as you get older, your thin things get thicker and your thick things get thicker?'

"I'm worried about little Gwendoline. She's ignoring her phone and thinking on her own!"

Nuclear Fusion Reactor - Our Founder.

"Date of birth?" "1989." "In 1989 I couldn't make ice... still can't." "Good lord, she could be my daughter! I'm so #!@* old." "That's the year my wife left me. Now I have a cold and I'm depressed!"

"My inner child just turned sixty-five."

"Half-full. Those were the days."