Graduate Reflector T-Shirts

"If you didn't want to feel inferior to your classmates, you shouldn't have gone to such a good school."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

'Just ask yourself -- Are you better off now than you were two thousand years ago?'

"I cancelled the cable, turned off the phone, shut down the internet. . . where the hell am I??"

"I guess it took a pandemic to make me realize school is better than trying to learn stuff online."

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"Your mind is somewhere else." "My mind is somewhere else."

"I love it when you quote my blog back to me."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"The years 1966 through 1995 are blank because I was on tour with the Grateful Dead."

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'

"Lucky!"

"How is it that Mick Jagger still has the energy to be Mick Jagger, but you're exhausted just from being you."

"For the experiencing self or the remembering self?" "That was nice."

"You know what I'd like to try someday? Landlubbing."

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"I wish we had a diary room - someone who would listen to me."

"Sometimes I wish I went to a magnet school."

"No land women want me, so I'm off to try my hand in the sea."

"Twenty years ago, I invited you in for a nightcap. I now retract that invitation."

"That's just my memory mattress."

'I think we're on different career paths.'

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

"I've been to the office..."

"You've changed, Howie."

"It makes me realize how small you are."