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"When you say, 'It's all good' what you really mean is, 'I don't care'."

"The perfect killing machine? Is that all I am to you?"

"When I think about my mom, it hurts here."

'I know I've not always been the most attentive of husbands, Deirdre...'

"Sorry Honey, I'll be about thirty years late for dinner tonight."

Wife's picture on desk watches her husband work.

"He doesn't fiscally stimulate me anymore."

'I think it's wonderful that you're apologizing, for all the terrible things you did in 30 years of marriage, but you live next door.'

'George - just what we need to help you get on your high horse!'

"I wish we had a diary room - someone who would listen to me."

'Don't take it the wrong way, we could always be friends'

'I used to like it when he whispered sweet nothings in my ear, but these days he just vomits down my neck.'

Why monogamy is particularly important in women.

Three Pointless Things to Do This Week: Break into a sweat/Search for the Hero Inside Yourself/Toy with the Idea of Leaving Your Husband or Wife.

Marriage Guidance "Well, you'll need a dress,ring,witness and of course, a husband"

'Have my ex and I remained friends? We weren't even that when we were married!'

"After 20 years of marriage, don't you think it's time you stopped calling your husband 'that Harold person'?"

'It's so typical of a man to bottle his problems up.'

'How does it make you feel when he doesn't acknowledge all the hard work you put into gathering?'

"I had a really good time. I'm surprised ??" I'm not usually into head-games."

"Martin, did we ever get our freak on?"

"You used to look at me like that."

"My dating life has come down to choosing between bad breath and bad credit."

"That's just my memory mattress."

"Are you writing about me in your little journal?"

"You've changed, Howie."

"What about you, Walter – how do you feel about same-age marriage?"

"I do want a threesome, just not with you."

"I can't decide if we're good people who are bad at communicating, or monsters who communicate perfectly."

"But, Father, is running away ever answer?"

"Great parents—genetic?"

"When it comes to loving someone, I never seem to get it right."

"You remind me of somebody."

"That was a line from your first marriage, wasn't it?"

"About a year ago, we stopped heating with wood. I think that's when we began to realize we didn't really have much in common."