Wealth Reflector T-Shirts

"Everything I have, son, I have because your grandfather left it to me. I see now that that was a bad thing."

"Someday I want to be rich enough to get rid of everything and live like a monk."

'Can you remember where you were when you first realized you were full of crap?'

Investments: Surgeon-General's Warnings - Money won't make you happy.

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"Well, of course we married industrialists. All three of us were young and beautiful, and smokestack America looked like it would last forever."

'THAT'S the Holy Land? - You're kidding, right?'

"On a clear night when the stars are twinkling over the city, I almost don’t mind that civilization collapsed."

The Red Carpet

'Cosmetic surgery.'

'These are our projected profits as capitalism self-destructs.'

During the Holiday season, Mr. Arthur Jeffries takes a little time to think of those who are less fortunate.

Rolls Royce House and Car

'I was a multi-millionaire back when it meant something.'

'Let's make this a short meeting. I know we all have expensive homes to go to.'

"I'll breathe easier when the economy gets back on track."

'I try to help when I can.'

Money isn't everything, but then, what is?

"Money doesn't trickle down unless there's a damn leak."

'What have I told you about bringing your work home with you?'

"'A land of milk and honey'? - But I'm on a DIET!"

"And remember, if you need anything I'm available 24/6."

"This one to your liking, sir?"

'I'm miserable. Thank goodness I'm rich.'

"I brought this painting because I just really liked the symbolism."

"Yes, their lives changed when they won the lottery and bought a mansion, but not mine: I'm still not allowed in the house..."

Sinner/Devout.

'Is $8.5 million really worth all this?'

'Alice, call the emergency doctor! I just thought 'Hey, I've made enough money!''

'Then the rich townies moved into the village.'

I miss the old days...when we worried about the deficit.

"Look, Dad, I can explain my report card... Maybe I'm not the best student in the world...maybe I'll never be as good as you want me to be... Maybe..."

"Tireless worker? Well, when I was young, yes, but not anymore I can tell you..."

Rolling out the red carpet.

Shortly after attaining enlightenment, Hank reincarnates as a stone.