Royal Herald Gifts

"Hit it. I'm hungry."

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

Servant brings king skateboard on pillow.

'Don't look at me like that! You're the one who wanted to live in a bouncy castle!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

King George I

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

'Gerry just can't seem to relax on holiday.'

British Prime Minister

The Bearskin Hat Family

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

Fairy Library - Cinderella Marries the Prince

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

'Don't bother Daddy -- He fell in the moat again.'

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

''Depression'? -- You or the country or both?'

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

Royal Love

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

"Yes, but you were the defender of the wrong faith."

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

"To be fair, I think you should be very clear about the ground rules with your next jester."

Everybody forgot his jubilee.

'Our top theologians have studied the issue, Your Majesty, and they agree that you're damned if you do and damned if you don't.'

"I'm popping out for a tinkle."

Hoodies anticipate bride's choice of wedding dress.

'But, dear -- Lady Godiva is part of my diversity program!'

'He just outlawed his in-laws.'