Royal Watchers Gifts

Queen and Price Philip at home.

King and queen waiting to be seated.

'I can't play today -- Dad grounded me for obstruction of justice.'

Medieval King

'Never MIND what Lady Godiva does!'

Prince Harry

'Do you believe in democracy?', 'You bet I do -- I've seen it happen!'

"No, no - 'Camilla Parker Bowles'

'Yes, that was quite an amusing signing-off joke but in deference to the prince. . .'

"I'm sorry, Your Majesty. It's always my intention to leave you laughing."

'Now that's an afro!'

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'At this rate I'll end up with more heirs than hairs!'

"It's a cage. It's gilded, and I love it."

The Grasshopper's Feast: A Prophetic Vision

King George I

Cord cutter

Duke of Clarence (Later William IV) Promenading with Family

'You've got to cure my sleepwalking, Doc - I keep falling into the moat!'

'Fancy you doing a curtsey and she being a non-serving royal, you big dope!'

British Prime Minister

A king and his paperwork.

'Your Grandpa achieved greatness, he thrust greatness upon me, and then you were born great!'

'Sure, real estate prices are sky-high, but kings don't sell their castles, and that's that.'

"Seriously, you can't balance the budget with cushion change."

The Unhappy King

"He doesn't suffer fools gladly."

'Henry, we can't begin to make progress unless your friend leaves the room.'

'I never dreamed the 'equal work for equal pay' bill would apply to me!'

"Possible exception to Prince William's proposed halt on space travel." proposed halt on space travel."

"Of all the labour saving devices invented in the last 70 years, this is one's favourite."

Graffiti on guard's horse

"Don't even think about it! I am the property of the English Monarch!"

'He'll stop being so smug when he gets his first dent.'

Royal Love