Horn Honker Pillows

'The Trumpet Compulsory.'

'I couldn't fix the brakes, so I made your horn louder.'

"It's the guy behind us. He says his horn is broken."

Keep honking. Honk and accelerate. In 30 feet, cut that @#$% off. Really lay on the horn this time. Cabby GPS.

Moo! Honk! Don't stoop to their level Henry!

Back to your senses.

Braiding a Horse's Tail

'Unbelievable: My cowboy expects me to drop everything and come running when he whistles...'

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

Yeah, I know what you're talking about: humans have an unhealthy interest in my horn too...

Super pets.

"Now, why didn't I think of that?"

Dang! My shorts are riding up on me again!

'A bone is a bone is a bone...'

French horn.

A Girl and Her Horse

"You're wondering why I've called you here."

"Just badly sprained thank goodness... I was so scared it might be broken..."

"Did you see neighhhhhh...bours last night?"

Mister Oedipus.

Foreigner ready for the hunt

'I don't know why, but my cowboy seems to have an obsession with riding into the sunset...'

"The harmonica! Boy you're lucky, my cowboy plays the double-bass! I tell you what, it's a pretty awkward thing to carry around..."

-Psst! Back me in the 4:30! -Oh! -Surprised I can talk, huh? -No, surprised you think you can win!

'You think you're better than me, don't you?'

"Well, I finally saw a shrink today."

"Why am I irate? A: You turn my eggs into omelets each morning. B: Not once have you offered me even a nibble."

A man selling a horse to an older lady

Have Horns Venn

Ezra's purchase of an off-brand gps device meant he'd never get the chance to make his horse drink,

YOUR HORSE - Poster style outlining horse parts.

'Ain't no lonelier life than being a free-range chicken boy.'

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

Thaddeus was a noble, well respected horse, who was known for his loyalty and never asking 'Are We There Yet?'"