Horn Enthusiast Pillows

"Why isn't my car horn magically fixing everything?"

Alphorn

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

The shepherds were prepared.

Music Makes the World Go Round

"For your information I don't like to toot my own horn. This belongs to my wife."

Concerto for Two Horns

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Italica

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Tina Turner

Didgeridoo

Johnny Winter.

King of Music.

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Cellist

I love Harmonica

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.

Rod Stewart

Band Aid-style rock stars wear T-shirts that read : 'Feed my ego'.

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

'Check out this funny-shaped rock!'

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."