Horn Aficionado Pillows

Have Horns Venn

"Never mind the transmission and the brakes. Is there a warranty on the horn?"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

Unforgettable, that's what you are... Gnat King Cole

'No doubt about it Captain. See these markings? This arrow belongs to Robin Hood!'

EWE 2.

"Woke up this morning, someone had nicked my guitar..."

"10th Anniversary Woodstock Reunion'

Hats and Food

'Man, times have changed.'

Italica

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

Eric Clapton.

Tina Turner

"The guy who wrote 'The Frog Chorus' is sounding kinda croaky."

'What's founder?'

Nick Cave

Rock star uses phone on stage: 'Hang on Mom, I'm just putting you on speakerphone.'

Listening to Coldplay.

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

The Sculptor

Johnny Winter.

The meaning of life is to avoid falling rocks

Cello Concert

"If Sinatra had eaten here he'd have loved it."

Gustav Holst

'My dentist recommended it.'

Where the Deer and the Antelope Play...

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

Not-so-easy listening...

"Face it, Mom. I'm not going to college. I want to be a Rockette!"

'Horace spends his spare time being a rock critic.'

50,000 BC: The First Engagement Ring.