Musical Horn Enthusiast Pillows

It was only when he heard the hissing that Neil realized it wasn't his beloved Alpine horn.

Trump! The Musical

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

King of Music.

Gustav Holst

Cellist

"Home school marching band"

I love Harmonica

No Instruments Please

Sergei Taneyev

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

'It helps with reception.'

Have Horns Venn

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Occupational Hazards.

WANTED The Strad Cad

Musicians on a beach

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.