Musical Horn Enthusiast Mugs

It was only when he heard the hissing that Neil realized it wasn't his beloved Alpine horn.

Trump! The Musical

'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'

'Play it again, Sam.'

Bassoons.

At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

My other cello is a Stradivari

Quartet.

Didgeridoo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

King of Music.

Gustav Holst

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done

"Home school marching band"

Cellist

I love Harmonica

No Instruments Please

Sergei Taneyev

"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."

"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location

'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'

Have Horns Venn

Musicians on a beach

'It helps with reception.'

"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.

Occupational Hazards.

"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"

Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.

WANTED The Strad Cad

'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'

Supply was out of harps.