It was only when he heard the hissing that Neil realized it wasn't his beloved Alpine horn.
Musical Horn Enthusiast Gifts
Looking for a gift that hits the right note for a musical horn lover? Our collection features clever, fun, and artistic products perfect for anyone passionate about horns and brass instruments. Whether for a musician or a passionate fan, find something that resonates with their musical soul.
Trump! The Musical
'Due to the poor response to the roof repair fund we cannot afford to lift the rafters when rejoicing in song.'
'Play it again, Sam.'
Bassoons.
At times Richard dreaded coming home, as he knew he'd have to face the music.
'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'
Come on! They're posting the spring musical. I can't wait! I want a romantic part! With and elegant gown. Good luck with that! We're doing "Cats."
My other cello is a Stradivari
Quartet.
Didgeridoo
The Harper Plays Cricket.
King of Music.
Gustav Holst
Cellist
"Home school marching band"
I love Harmonica
No Instruments Please
Sergei Taneyev
"It was so depressing. When I go to the theatre, I want to be entertained."
There were a million things Alexander Hamilton hadn't done
"Javert" Would Like To Use Your Current Location
Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder
'I'm sorry, Ms. Fiddle. The kids are coming with us.'
'We have an emergency, ladies and gentlemen! We need help - can anybody in the audience play the tambourine.'
'Greatest Hits Compilations not yet turned into a terrible Ben Elton show.'
'It helps with reception.'
Have Horns Venn
"Hey. Where the hell's my harmonica?"
"Please turn to page 38 in your hymn-or-her books." The feminist cause marches on.
Occupational Hazards.
WANTED The Strad Cad
Musicians on a beach
"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."
Henry's music career was ruined when a frog jumped into a glass of gin, and then jumped into his tuba where it is now permanently lodged.
Musical Horn Enthusiast Gifts Collection
Musical Horn Enthusiast Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs perfect for horn enthusiasts—quirky, witty designs that bring a smile each morning.
Musical Horn Enthusiast Pillows
Comfort meets creativity with our horn lover pillows—ideal for jazz rooms, studios, or living spaces.
Musical Horn Enthusiast Prints
Decorate with artwork that captures the essence of brass instruments and musical passion—perfect for any horn enthusiast.
Musical Horn Enthusiast T-Shirts
Find t-shirts that celebrate the joy of playing or loving horns—perfect for casual wear or band practice.