French Horn Aficionado Gifts

A tiny mouse playing a French horn.

'You can just forget about the cake.'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

Charles Baudelaire

Harp Concerto for Four Hands and Ladder

'Yes, I speak perfect English, I have to 'cause you English are too bloody lazy to learn French!'

Culinary Culture.

"No concert bookings for at least two weeks. Restringing..."

Jean Cocteau

French beggars (the one with a 'Merci mille fois' sign has the most money).

"Richelieu, Voltaire, Napoleon...no wonder you know so much about these people. I'm sure you met them personally!"

"Is everything ok with your Emile?"

François Guizot

Have Horns Venn

Supply was out of harps.

Hallelujah!

A true musician will learn to improvise when his instrument is in the pawn shop.

Two books from the crime passionel section in a library having sex

'I'll be talking gibberish to you in a moment. There's a big tip in it for you, if you pretend I'm speaking French.'

'Why can't you be like other men and just sing in the bath?'

"Fake."

'Can you tell me the nationality of Napoleon?'

"These self-honking cars make it so much easier to focus on driving."

'What's this 'two famous French wines'?'

Concerto for Two Horns

Viking woman with long hair playing a harp.

'It's the Dizzy Gillespie appreciation society.'

Somewhere in France: Dr. Hallowell experiments with existentialism

Whale Music

'Hey Dad, we learned to speak French at school today, listen: Cocorico!'

Choir Games

"That's the first time I've heard 'My Way' played on a harp."

The Terror Of Folkenstein

'It's the French Government - they want us to return all the words we borrowed from their language.'

"He's moving his campaign headquarters back to Paris. He wants to be closer to the French people."