Longhorn Admirer Pillows

'Hey Larry, get a load of this guy's accent!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

Jasper's Limo Service.

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

Have Horns Venn

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Factory Recall Unicorn.

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

My horse for a kingdom.

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

Gunswinger

Custer's Last Rollo

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

'The records show, I took the blows and did it, the way of whatever sheep happened to be in my way.'

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Euphemistic.

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

'S**t!'

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

Rocking Unicorn