Longhorn Admirer Prints

'Hey Larry, get a load of this guy's accent!'

'I'm too hot to trot.'

The Gettysburg Address in process.

"Kid!! We know you're in there!!! Either come out or commence to fightin'!!!!"

'Egad! It's the ghosts of sanity past!'

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

'No, no. I told you to look for a precedent.'

A horse driving a Model T tows an Amish buggy.

Factory Recall Unicorn.

Have Horns Venn

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Texas Love Triangle - where a cowboy's dear and interloper play.

"Doctor, I keep thinking I'm a unicorn."

"Watch yourself Sheriff....Looks like Billy the Kid is back in town!"

Stret boy making a comment about a military man

"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"

My horse for a kingdom.

'I can't believe this: We spend all our time hiding from humans, but they keep on publishing stories about us anyway...'

"He didn't do squat for cats."

"Lost his first hat about nine months ago. Really tore him up too."

Custer's Last Rollo

Gunswinger

Euphemistic.

"I can't wait to see the look on their faces."

"It's a fantastic character reference..."

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

'S**t!'

The Brief Lincoln - Mum Debate.

The Mythical Unicorn.

'Daddy Daddy, guess what: I'll play the Unicorn in the school play!'

"He's nuts. She's nuts. All three young ones are nuts. The dog is nuts. And the old lady upstairs is nuts, too."

Rocking Unicorn