Long Hair Admirer Pillows

"Wow, cool! Me, I've never been patient enough to grow my hair shoulder-length..."

'I'll cut my hair when you quit smoking!'

'I can sit on it now - What's more, the bubblegum's nearly grown out.'

Bad hair day!

Hair Crop Circle

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Absolutely not!"

"I love you in a suit. You look so... employed."

"Be creative...!"

"You're fortunate. Stubble looks really good on you."

Curling your hair for no reason

"Nice haircut."

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'Your honor, if I may digress for a moment, who does your hair?'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

Two men in barber shop

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

"She's a golden retriever...I've always had a thing for blondes!"

Hairstyles

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"Fashion over function!"

Bald man with a brush on his head

'Brother, the Lord takes a very dim view of the comb-over.'

Georgian head-dress

Man with lots of hair, holding a bottle of hair tonic waits outside of the patents office.

"So, when do you hear back from the Chia people?"