Long Hair Enthusiast Pillows

Rapunzel as a child.

"Jimmy says he wants to keep his hair long because 'Jesus did it'. So, I made a deal with him."

"Fifty grand in hair products, Rapunzel? You're killing me!"

Love at First Sight

'Something for the weekend, Sir?'

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

'I'm going to have to cut it - Daddy is complaining about the shampoo bill again.'

"Like my new haircut?"

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'More hair than brains.'

Square Cut

Missing my hair.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

The barber

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Young Elvis

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Hairstyles

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

'Medusa has a bad snake day'

What female dogs think about their looks.

"Fashion over function!"