Big Hair Enthusiast Pillows

"Actually, I like big hair on guys."

"His hairdresser died last year, and he won't go to anyone else."

Love at First Sight

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

Curling your hair for no reason

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

"Like my new haircut?"

"Nice haircut."

Shaggy dog/Shaggy Owner.

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

'More hair than brains.'

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

"Hey samson, nice man bun."

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Hairstyles

Young Elvis

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

Two men in barber shop

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.