Longhair Enthusiast Pillows

"I just knew you'd like longhair music, Mr. Pruitt."

Love at First Sight

The difference between cosmology and cosmetology.

Beauty is in the eye of the manipulator.

"Be creative...!"

"Absolutely not!"

'Guy comes up with one interesting theory about special relativity, suddenly he thinks he's freakin' Einstein,'

'We've got a special this week on nose hairs!'

One of the Ten Best Hair Days of the Year

"Nice haircut."

"Like my new haircut?"

"It's nice but I'm starting to think we should just wait for his real hair to grow in."

Curling your hair for no reason

"I'm sick of the same old thing. How about frosting and sprinkles?"

INSTANT GREY HAIR TREATMENT.

"Mirror, mirror on the wall ... what the heck is up with my hair?"

'Doris,I told you not to use that sweet smelling Hair spray.'

'More hair than brains.'

"Mirror, mirror on the wall, what is up with my hair?!"

Square Cut

"We have a very special relationship with our barber."

'I'm having a bad whisker day.'

This year I'm a different person. I'm starting school as the new, cooler me. Way to go, Twig! Diner. Everyone will notice the change. It feels kind of risky. I've never worn my hair down!

Little Red Riding Hood in Dallas

Two men in barber shop

Hairstyles

"First, go fix your head. You've got Hibernation Head."

Young Elvis

Sign # 23 that you've spent too much time at a game: your nails are longer than your fingers and your hair touches your ankles.

"You've come to a fork in the road – age-defying or age-appropriate?"

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"When I said hair transplant I meant more than one."

The Anti-flat shampoo worked.

What female dogs think about their looks.

'Medusa has a bad snake day'