Gorgon Groupie Gifts

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Dynamite little combo

Liam Gallagher.

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

Don't You Dare Stand in the Way of Me Standing in My Own Way

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

Nick Cave.

ABBA

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

Goblin.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

'Don't worry - I've found The Cure.'

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"I have two children by a previous tour."

Eric Clapton

"I'd like a table near the band please."

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"