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Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

'Let's start out with cliches and pithy slogans - and work our way up to wisdom ...OK?'

Dynamite little combo

"Apparently the Ebola virus can make your ears bleed."

Internet Cafe.

'Your drug test came back positive. Welcome aboard.'

Robert Schumann

'Could you guys play a slow number so my gal and I can dance?'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

'We've had an application from No.10 Downing Street. . . they need to extend their cabinet room.'

"If they shorten political campaigns, what will we do for entertainment?"

Gondola safety life jacket demonstration.

Medusa enjoys a rare night out, incognito.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

Goblin.

"I don't have a good ear. I should really invest in an air guitar tuner."

"You want England to win what!? Put me back in the lamp!"

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"In the Game of Life, my son, the fix is in."

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

"You're dragging the beat."

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

"I'd like a table near the band please."

'Then, after adding the eye of newt, allow to simmer for twenty f*****g minutes.'

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"He complains like a kid over a minor cold. He's such a groan man!"