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'Grog is happy to be named best dressed man of 10,000 B.C.'

'I may not know about DNA, but I sure as hell know about recombinant.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

"Yeah, uh, maybe you're not cut out to be the 'sparkly' kind of vampire."

"Architectural Digest calls it 'Twilight chic.'"

Goblin.

Artwork in a gallery still has wet paint.

The Ins and Outs of childhood

'But I only came to Oxford because I heard I could wear a gown!'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

Athena

'Good grief, Martha...surely I can slump into a little grouchiness occasionally.'

Cinema nasties

"Yes I know Dear. Tiger Woods is playing here today!"

'Heaven...Hell...Who cares? You're Jim Morrison.'

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

"She's asking did her bum look big in her shroud ?"

Cybergoths.

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"Watch out! You almost got me!"

"Do you want to swipe left or right?"

Fiends reunited

Shampoo for Medusa's scaley and slimey hair.

Mob Misfortune Cookies 'There's a gun pointed at your right now' 'You will take one for the team soon.' 'Leave the gun, take the eggroll.'

"Honk if you know Jesus."

'Oh no. Looks like another split crew.'

The Real Housewives of Orange County

Ceres