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"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Mr. Kong?'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Goblin.

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

'Wrong building you big ape.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"I have two children by a previous tour."

"Hands up!"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'