Gorilla Groupie Pillows

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'On second thought dear, I think it's your turn to make breakfast.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Mr. Kong?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Goblin.

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

“Sorry, we don’t accept the living dead.”

'Can I sleep over in the real world? Please, please, please, please.'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

"Hands up!"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."