Gorilla Aficionados Pillows

'He's really mad now!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Young Godzilla.

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Mr. Kong?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"Happy New Year!"

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Turn that noise down !

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."