Gorilla Admirer Pillows

'Hold your fire! He's just flossing!'

'That's what we evolved from.'

"We need to talk."

"I think that one's a male."

'You and your toy trains...'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'That's one tough bar.'

'Hold fire, boys! I'm quite safe - He's wearing a condominium.'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Hands up!"

"Wait! I think I know what he's looking for."

"Car insurance?? - No thanks!"

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Annie, the Reptile version: 'The sun will come out tomorrow! Tomorrow! You will sun yourself tomorrow!'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

The Monitor is going to sleep.

'And I thought I had a big egg to lay.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"I'd love to go out with you. Do I have to have time to change."

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

Different kinds of car rides

"It's people like you who are ruining rock and roll for the rest of us."

Chameleon and TV

'Of course he does - all snakes have great abs!'

'Mr. Kong?'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'I hibernate in a small crevice near the hot springs that stays warm all winter.'

"I've downsized."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

Chameleon 'Hide and Seek'...

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'