Gorilla Admirers Pillows

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

'Mr. Kong?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"You need a mint."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'