Gorilla Admirers Mugs

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'We found you in a cabbage!'

Comb Sweet Comb

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Bee to bee: 'We used buzzwords before they were trendy.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"They never told us what carrying twenty times our own weight would do to our knees."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Mr. Kong?'

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"You need a mint."

4-Panel: (1) 'Did you read this article on cockroaches?' (2) 'It says scientists have confirmed conditioned reflexes in cockroaches, just like Pavlov's dogs. I don't know if I believe that!' (4) 'What's for dinner?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"I only live for 24 hours, so I need a temp job that pays big bugs."

Two parent snakes measuring the growth pattern of their young one across the wall.

'… and another thing … the only reason you know it's my birthday to begin with, is because we were all born on the same day!'

Entomology. Ant Colony. Ants must worry about their work-life balance.

'And, as you can see, it is the perfect place to start a big family...'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"Is it too much to ask for you to just act paranormal for once?"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'