Gorilla Fans Mugs

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"Give us a chip."

'Mr. Kong?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Tokyo City Limits

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'Well, that was a mismatch. . . ok, we need a volunteer - who wants to guard Godzilla?'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"Surf's up."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

Turn that noise down !

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'