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'He's really mad now!'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Young Godzilla.

'Mr. Kong?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Pass the SPF 20,000

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

"Sweet baby Jesus. Mike! You won't believe this."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Fire, bad. Smoke, good... quite the conundrum."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'That's what we evolved from.'

"Happy New Year!"

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Turn that noise down !

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Don't get me wrong - hell is awful, but it could be so much more hellish. We have much to learn from them.'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"