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'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Cosmetic Stone Mason.

Swinging through the jungle.

'Mr. Kong?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

Turn that noise down !

"You know Gladys, you seem to be getting younger by the minute. What's your secret?" "I finally decided to get a few injections of bootox. It works wonders!"

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

"Hands up!"

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

"They're from the new Gangsta line of sleepwear."

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'