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'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"Mighty Joe Young? I'll take it. Usually, I'm told look like Ernest Borgnine."

"He's reading The Bible - the King Kong version."

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

mr godzilla you need anger management

'Mr. Kong?'

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

Turn that noise down !

"Hands up!"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'