Gorilla Enthusiasts Gifts

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

mr godzilla you need anger management

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Mr. Kong?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

Turn that noise down !

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

"Time to go, guys-It's been real…!"

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'Wrong building you big ape.'

"Hands up!"

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'