Giant Gorilla Enthusiast Gifts

"Dang - I can't go when someone's watching."

Godzillla eating people using telephone poles as chopsticks.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'You see, we don't have any children, so he's kind of our baby.'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Young Godzilla.

mr godzilla you need anger management

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Mr. Kong?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

"Hey, I'm a big fan of your work. I loved you in Godzilla!"

"It's always 'Get me a Godzilla type,' never 'Get me Godzilla!'"

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

Turn that noise down !

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

Santa Meets Godzilla

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"