Gorilla Enthusiast Gifts

Working from home.

'No, there's only one baby Mrs Kong, but it looks like a very big one!'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'Not to worry. We're being bailed out by Paramount Pictures.'

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"It says tear along the dotted line - if you are a gorilla."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"We are downsizing your job function to a 200-pound gorilla."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'Wrong building you big ape.'

"It would appear that the sequinned youngster is preparing to challenge the authority of the silver-backed alpha male."

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

Woman, snatched from room by giant gorilla, says: 'Ah, the direct approach!'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

What gives with all these gorillas? We're in the month of "Ape-ril"!

Hey! I may be a gorilla, but I don't weigh any five hundred pounds!

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

mr godzilla you need anger management

Medieval sculptor hits thumb while carving a gargoyle.

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Hey. Stop that. You're creeping us out."

'Mr. Kong?'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."