Gorilla Lover Gifts

'You'd make a great Secretary of state, but we have an 800-pound gorilla problem.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Swinging through the jungle.

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"That's his answer to everything!"

'Mr. Kong?'

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'So, were we entertained tonight, or just bludgeoned into submission?'

Finding a Zombie House on Halloween.

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

Turn that noise down !

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"Hands up!"

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"