Gorilla Lovers Gifts

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

'Mr. Kong?'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

"I don't care if he's an endangered species, captain - I'm going to blast him."

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

"I asked you to enrich the gorilla's environment not recreate a scene from 'King Kong'."

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

Turn that noise down !

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

'Blah, blah, blah....'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

'the tire and swinging vine was for the children; the 800 pounds of bananas were when mother visited us last week.'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

'Wrong building you big ape.'