Gorilla Lovers Gifts

'We know. He's just fixing the antenna.'

'Our son might be 'Lord Greystoke' and all now, but he still writes to us when he needs advice...'

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'I'm telling you Fred, this can of silver paint is going to improve your love-life!...'

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

'Mr. Kong?'

"Now that's just low-down mean."

"Good grief, Wilson! At least act like you're enjoying it! It's for my blog!"

"He was chained to his kennel, and since I have opposable thumbs, I was able to remove his collar and set him free..."

'Honey, I need the Drano again!'

And make sure my daughter is back by 10pm: You really don't want to see me angry!

'You're not the only eight hundred pound gorilla in the room, you know.'

Doug finally got a chance to use his karate and he forgot to make the ceremonial bow.'

'Now that's just low-down mean.'

'They took me off the endangered species list? They wouldn't dare!'

"Deal! I'll introduce you to Dian Fossey and you'll introduce me to Jane Goodall!"

'The truth is, Gorillas don't even like bananas...They just love pratfalls.'

'That's what we evolved from.'

'I wish to complain about 'Heavy breathing calls'.'

"Mikey and Bubbles: Gorilla songwriters"

Turn that noise down !

'Why wait for evolution? Get your intelligence now.'

'Blah, blah, blah....'

'I'm tellin' you, Maurice, you should try it. I feel younger, more confident and just yesterday I caught a coupla gibbons checkin' me out.'

'Wrong building you big ape.'

'Do you have The Jungle Book? I don't know why, but he's desperate to read it.'

"Aw, geez. I wanted a whitewall."

'Get my lawyer on the phone. This is not the way you treat a celebrity.'

"Hold it right there buster! Is that a wedding ring I can see?"

"My business plan? Well, all my friends are addicted, so if I can get access to potatoes and set up a deep fryer, I'll be rich!"

"Hands up!"