Gorilla Aficionado Gifts

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"I'm the bad guy..."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

Horror Stories.

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Halloween Selfie

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

Monster Baseball

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Masquerade

Chuck didn't care what his therapist said; that is not where he left his dummy.

"We were made for each other...!"

"You know I hate birthdays!"