Gorilla Aficionado Gifts

"Dad, the gorilla from the collecting agency is back!"

"So, what brings you in today, Mr. Brooks? High anxiety again?"

"You're very lucky that gazelle gives me diarrhea."

'... And this is my cellar.'

Night of the Zombonies.

Frankenstein working at a hot dog stand.

'It's called 'cause and effect.' I pound this log and Tarzan goes bananas.'

"I'm the bad guy..."

Giant ape juggling planes and captive.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

'Did you watch the horror movie?'

"I love an ape, secure in his masculinity!"

"800 years old?!! - Gosh... you must be feeling very 'long-in-the tooth."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Scene from 'Night of the Koala'

"So besides opera and lurking, what do you do to relax?"

Horror Stories.

'I know how much you like holding hands, so I brought you a box of them..'

"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."

Zoo. Diet Clinic. Hey everybody --- There's no longer an 800-pound gorilla in the room!

Orientation: Welcome to Hell

Monster Baseball

'Because it was there, Dave, because it was there.'

"It's the great pumpkin's psychotic uncle Mitch, Charlie Brown."

"Good lord, Billingsworth. You've stumbled onto the legendary Lepidopterist Graveyard."

The concert was going smoothly until Frankenstein's band played a ballad.

"Gee, I'm awfully sorry!"

Halloween Selfie

THE WICKERMAN (Hollywood style)

'I don't have enough. How much to se it in 2-D?'

Giant gorilla peers at female victim. She says into cellphone: "I can't talk now, he's right here."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, "Earnest's invite had lied about there being a live band"

Frankenstein egg.

"We were made for each other...!"

"Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday dear Fred, Sam, Brian, John, Walter, Jeff...."